rocketreturns:

rocketreturns:

people have been saying this since like 2014 but you guys seriously for real need to get some identity-shaping real life hobbies. basing your entire sense of self off a fabricated persona you developed by carefully exchanging social currency online is not sustainable or healthy

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the fact that you see this as some kind of vaguepost and not face value genuine advice is indicative of the exact problem i’ve addressed here

8 hours ago + 6599 notes

gamemood:

Bastet

ambris:
“ iridepigs:
“ twinkcommunist:
“In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you
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ambris:

iridepigs:

twinkcommunist:

In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you

If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die

This is all true and immediately obvious to anyone who thinks about it for more than 1.5 seconds, but it doesn’t change the fact that “dude goes to egypt to press a button” is still the funniest set of words I’ve read today.

officiallybi:

molbitch:

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

19 hours ago + 74635 notes

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

19 hours ago + 644558 notes

astriiformes:

songs that don’t lyrically fit a character but still feel like them cause me such an emotional dilemma when making playlists

ratotax:

Hat jemand den Arzt gerufen?

grlwndr:
“hey y'all here’s a valkyrie that i’ll probs never finish :0
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grlwndr:

hey y'all here’s a valkyrie that i’ll probs never finish :0

20 hours ago + 15465 notes

fueled–by-caffeine:

30 things you will learn in your freshmen year of college

1. People lie about how much they study

2. Everyone learns at a differnet pace, don’t compare yourself

3. Grades don’t matter

4. It’s okey to avoid toxic people even though they seem nice

5. High school drama won’t matter

6. If you are kind and helpful, people will like you

7. You will need a hobby outside of college

8. You will need to learn how to take care of yourself

9. You will be lonely

10. You will miss home

11. You will learn that failing is normal

12. You will learn that you are not a genius or a prodigy

14. You will also learn that you aren’t an idiot or stupid

15. Organization is key

16. You won’t know how to organize at first

17. You will date casually and begin to learn what you like and not like

18. Nobody cares how you look when you show up to class

19. Dumb movies and tv shows are important for your mental health

20. You will stop feeling embaressed for crying in public

21. You will fall out with your high school friends and thats ok

22. But those true best friends will stay with you

23. You will learn that you need to clean your dorm for your own good

24. Weight gain/loss is normal

25. You will learn how to deal with stress better

26. You will learn that you can’t live of of junk food

27. Success is subjective

28. You will learn that your mental health is important

29. You will develope a new way of studying, completely different than in high school

30. You will be fine and you are going to get through this

the-magneto:

Treasure Planet (2002)

spectrometrie:

im so glad discovering music is endless 

red-hoods:

It’s what you feel for your little ones. The fear for their safety…and the happiness that they’re here with you. It’s need…and want…for something to care for you as you care for them. It’s knowing that someone does care. Love…is being loved. Everyone needs love…especially the strong…especially those who fear it most!

scarybioloyg:

fuckitandflee:

The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

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slbtumblng:
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tomhardysmyspace:

some of you have never seen any of the barbie movies and it shows